Flying Poop

I had heard rumors of projectile bowel movements while away in Tennessee, but it wasnt until I experienced it for myself that the legend became real.  Riley had been doing her business for quite some time when we assumed she was done.  As I was concluding another world record diaper change, she let loose with a frozen rope.  It cleared the edge of the pack-and-play changing table and landed another foot away on the floor.  Apparently breastfed babies really do have sweet-smelling poo as the dogs were all over it, making for quite a scene.  We were trying to avoid poo prints all over the new carpet.  Fun times.