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Monday, September 8, 2008

New Photo Caption Contest


I think we can all agree that Ryans519 was the winner of the first caption contest, so lets try again with a  picture that will hopefully result in less inappropriate humor.  Just kidding, let it rip.  There are no babies reading this blog.  

Cage Match Quandry

In the most competitive cage match ever, there was no winner.  Despite a cage match record 24 votes, no winner emerged.  I thought long and hard about what to do.  Should I give it to the incumbent for holding strong against another worthy foe?  Should I give it to the upstart newcomer for standing up the big bad champion?  At last, I determined it was not fair for either to lose after performing so valiantly.  I decided instead to add in a third competitor to shake things up.  I know this is unprecedented.  Dont everybody go freaking out.  Lets all calm down and move forward.  Lets get it on.....
Sunday, September 7, 2008

Preparing for Her Tennis Career


She may not be mobile, coordinated, or strong enough to hold the smallest of racquets, but Sanna has mastered grunting. Like her hero Monica Seles, Sanna utilizes the grunt to get things done. In honor of the U.S. Open Finals, I present this video.
Friday, September 5, 2008

Swinging in the Rain




Do I really sound like that?

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Swing Mystery



Ok all you masters of deduction, take a crack at this one.    We were generously gifted a swing from the Lielands (the blue one).  It swings side-to-side or front-to-back.  It has six speeds, a mobil, and plays music.  We quickly realized the power of the swing.    We use it during the day only and it works beautifully.  Whenever they are fussing, or Laurin needs a break, they go in it and relax/sleep.   But, having twins, we need another little helper.  We searched online for another swing from Walmart due to our abundance of gift cards, and found this little rainforest number.  It had the same features as the aquarium swing, so we went for it.  Upon bringing it home, we realized it had been returned at least once.  The parts were shoved in the box, there were no instructions, and I think it was missing two screws.  Despite these setbacks, my man skills allowed me to assemble the apparatus in record time.  When we started testing it out, we realized it had the opposite effect of the aquarium swing.  We would put them in it calm, and they would slowly start to freak out.  To further the experiment, we switched them during a freak out from the rainforest to the aquarium.  Like someone waved a magic wand the crying stopped.  So, after less than 24 hours of use we returned the rainforest.   I had found that Babies R Us was the only place that had the aquarium on their website.  We showed up there to double our pleasure and were told that they only carried them online these days.  Fighting back tears, I inquired further and learned that Once Upon a Child often has them.  Being a second hand store I thought it was odd that they often had a specific swing as they would need to have been sold one from an owner.  Anyway, since it was on the way to Walmart we stopped in.  Low and behold they had exactly one aquarium swing sitting on the floor.  I took three steps into the store, told the lady I wanted to buy that swing, and walked out 2 minutes later with an assembled aquarium swing.  My new favorite store is Once Upon a Child.  We returned the stupid rainforest swing and got the better swing (albeit used) for a third the price.   So, take a look at the pictures my loyal braintrust of readers and hypothesize why they hated the rainforest and love the aquarium swing.   I should add that the aquarium seems to swing faster and has a hard plastic full seat whereas the rainforest had slower swing speeds and more of a hammock-style back support.  The butt support was hard plastic, but they back was just supported by the fabric being stretched over an arced bar.

New Layout!!!

So, I got frustrated with the lack of usable space on the blog.  I searched for templates, and found this.  Now, we have three columns of fun!  But, in doing so, I lost all of the previous items I had on there besides the posts.  I had to recreate them as best as possible.  I also lost the votes on the cage match.  It appeared to be a blowout in favor of Laurin the Child, so I moved her forward to face a new competitor.  Since tomorrow is Friday, I gave it through Monday for voting.  Should be a tough match.  I will look through our old entries, but I welcome new ones.  
Wednesday, September 3, 2008

New Feature!!!!!!!!!!!




I have a feeling this wont go well (due to everyone's apparent lack of enthusiam/fear of posting), but here it goes.  I am going to put up a photo and allow people to write captions for it.  I thought it might be amusing given the wealth of wit and humor that reads this blog (so I hear).  Lets try this one to start.....

Check Out the New Format....

On the left-hand side of the blog, you will see the new format for the cage match.  Since people seem to prefer voting on polls to posting, here you go.  You have 48 hours to help your favorite to victory.  Also, I dont have too many contestants after this, so get to sending me the cuteness. 
Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Im bringing back the cage match!

I think I found a way to do the cage match so that everyone can vote in anonymity without needing to post.  I will post the pictures on the left-hand side with a poll beneath asking you to vote for one of the contestants.   With that being said, I need entrants.  You as a kid, your kids, your pets, etc.  I got many requests to bring back the cage match, and learned of many new readers recently, so there should be plenty of entrants for the cuteness cage match.  I also have another sweet feature that I will be adding soon.  It will require you to post to participate though, so figure it out people. 

Monday, September 1, 2008

Who is Who Revisited


Here is your chance to prove your commitment to the blog.  Who pays the closest attention to the differentiating features of our ladies?  It is also a chance to for those secret blog readers to show themselves.  There is no need to hide.  Everyone is welcome to join in the hilarity.  Also, I need to point out again that the picture of the fat babies are not our babies, they are not digitally edited pictures of our babies.  In fact, I dont know whose babies they are.  Over the past week, we have learned of blog admirers from across the country.  We welcome all of them and any comments they have on the blog, or on features they would like to see on the blog.  I was also told to remind people that if you click the slideshow, you can see all the pictures.  The slideshow just flips through the latest upload.  The latest 200 pics are always on the flickr account.